No, Nick Cage is not a vampire.
Some idiot is trying to sell a photo on eBay. He claims it’s over 140 years old, and is authentic. And it apparently looks like Nick Cage. Which is apparently because Nick Cage is over 140 years old and is a vampire, or so he suggests.
Sure, it does look a lot like Nick Cage. But there are significant problems with this whole auction. First, it looks like Nick Cage’s face was photoshopped in. Nick is looking straight while the person sitting down is looking to their right. Secondly, it seems sketchy, and the auction has already been taken down.
But before all of this drivel, no vampire sits down in a freaking tuxedo and smiles for a camera. Vampires eat people just like you eat a hamburger. Do you sit down and let a cow take your photo before you eat it? Do you then put on plays on the farm to entertain the cows for 100 years to lull them into a false sense of security?
No, vampires eat people without even making eye contact.
So no, that is not an 140-year-old Nick Cage. It may be a photoshopped version of Nick Cage, but he isn’t a vampire.