Back In The Sand

God bless the girls of the IDF.   Yes, these are real soldiers that walk the streets of Israel!

God bless the girls of the IDF. Yes, these are real soldiers that walk the streets of Israel!

A few of us are enjoying being back in the sand this week to look at a wall.   You heard that right, we were flown over in this late-night rush like the world was on fire to look at… a wall.

Archaeologists have discovered this ancient, massive wall under the City of David here in Jerusalem.  They’re all impressed because this 25-foot-high wall is made of huge stone blocks and suggests there was a giant fortress and blah blah blah.

They called us over because vampirism is as old as dirt, and since nobody is quite sure if vampires actually die of anything but a blow to the brain, we’re brought in just in case one of the old and crusty piles of bones starts walking again.  Well, they don’t quite walk.  They don’t really do much of anything, really.  But when one is clearly moving, even though it’s just a little bit, it’s bad for business.

Needless to say we’re getting paid big bucks to be on hand should something pop up.  We’re staying at a pretty swanky hotel checking out some of the hottest women in the world (think Bar Refaeli, as this is her home country), all in case a skull chatters a little bit and they need someone to come in and step on its head.

Sometimes I love my job.

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