Actual photo of one of the masks here at the secret tiki pub.

So we just found out that our hotel here has an underground tiki bar.  Several times during our stay here in The Sand (I can’t tell you what country we’re in, but let’s just say it’s a short ride to where Saddam got a rope neck ride) the employees here at our hotel have stressed to us that there is an underground tiki bar, should we decide to get our booze on.

At first I thought it was code for something, but one of the other guests here has ensured me that there is, indeed, a tiki bar here that isn’t publicized as it’s illegal to serve alcohol in this country.

Kudos to the proprietor for setting up a secret bar for his guests, but a tiki bar?  Why?!?

And just what makes a bar a “tiki” bar?  Is there a certain carved mask minimum?  If the drinks have umbrellas?  If I put drink umbrellas and carved masks into a Chevy Chevette is it a tiki car?

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