Who We Are

The United States Vampire Service (USVS) is the pseudonym for a private company that contracts with the federal government to exterminate the undead.  Based in North Carolina, the company is a licensed contractor of the Postal Inspector’s Office, the police arm of the United States Postal Service.

Your safety is our primary concern.  Please take a moment to review our web site, and contact us if we can be of assistance.

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